If any of you went to Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry, you will find this quite witty. Even if you didn't I think you'll laugh.
(it's a spin off of the tithe/offerings reading that they would do at church. a girl wrote this one. obviously.)
BSSM Girl's Offering Reading:
As we're enduring today's celibacy we are believing the Lord for:
Men and better men,
Hippies and Skaters
Lumberjacks, Nerds, and Indie boys
Changed relationship statuses
HeBrews coffee dates
Extremely anointed
Amazing side hugs
Unique proposals
June Weddings
Honeymoons to Hawaii
Guys with money
and good taste in clothes
Called to the ministry
Dates, mates, and babies!
Thank You, Lord, for meeting all of my relationship needs that I may have someone really awesome to serve next to in the Kingdom of God and snuggle with next to Jesus Christ on the couch watching movies.
Hallelujah!!!!!!
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